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Old 08-27-2004, 06:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So I was walking by the pop cooler of my local pharmacy here today, low and behold what I found hiding on the bottom shelf, nestled between some rather putrid looking milk drinks, and some leftover vanilla pepsi (what the fuck were they thinking with that shit?). BAWLS! Yes, that's right, the "gamer approved" Guarana drink, guaranteed to to give me the energy I need to stay up all night fragging (or downloading porn as it may be).

I've been looking for this shit forever! YES! One point for Bean!
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Old 08-27-2004, 06:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Bout time you found your genitalia.
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Old 08-28-2004, 02:00 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Hey spen, I checked the lost and found, yours weren't there either...
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Old 08-28-2004, 02:08 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Mebbe you should take them out of your mouth...
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Old 08-28-2004, 03:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Maybe you should stop having homo-erotic fantasies about me...
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Old 08-28-2004, 05:32 PM   #6 (permalink)
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It's only natural though, when one is having homo-erotic fantasies, one tends to fantasize about a homo.
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Old 08-28-2004, 05:59 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Maybe you're gay since you're protecting him.
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Old 08-28-2004, 09:56 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I'm only gay when I'm thinking of you Cymro
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Old 08-29-2004, 04:20 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Thinking of Cym should make everyone happy!
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YOU'RE ALL GAY

There... I said it... don't you feel better now that you're out of the closet
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