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| The Awesome One | So I was walking by the pop cooler of my local pharmacy here today, low and behold what I found hiding on the bottom shelf, nestled between some rather putrid looking milk drinks, and some leftover vanilla pepsi (what the fuck were they thinking with that shit?). BAWLS! Yes, that's right, the "gamer approved" Guarana drink, guaranteed to to give me the energy I need to stay up all night fragging (or downloading porn as it may be). I've been looking for this shit forever! YES! One point for Bean!
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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| Religious Fanatic | Hey spen, I checked the lost and found, yours weren't there either...
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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| The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
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![]() | Mebbe you should take them out of your mouth...
__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com |
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| Religious Fanatic | Maybe you should stop having homo-erotic fantasies about me...
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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| The Awesome One | It's only natural though, when one is having homo-erotic fantasies, one tends to fantasize about a homo.
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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| Religious Fanatic | Maybe you're gay since you're protecting him.
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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| Patrons | YOU'RE ALL GAY There... I said it... don't you feel better now that you're out of the closet ![]()
__________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?" |
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