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12-02-2004, 08:42 PM
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| It's me again  Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida
Posts: 3,286
   |  T'Pol sings Tracy Chapman... Ladies and Gentlemen, the world premier of ... "You Got a Fast Katra" (sung to the tune of "You Got a Fast Car") You got a fast katra I want a ticket to anywhere Maybe we make a deal Maybe together we can get somewhere Anyplace is better Starting from zero hour got nothing to lose Maybe we'll make something But me myself I got nothing to prove You got a fast katra And I got a plan to get us out of here I been working at the United Earth Embassy Managed to save just a little bit of money We won't have to warp too far Just 'cross the borderland and into Orion city You and I can both get jobs And finally see what it means to be living You see the Vulcan old man's got a problem He live without the meld that's the way it is He says his body's too old for melding I say his body's too young to look like his T’Pol’s mama went off and left him She wanted more from life than he could give I said somebody's got to take care of him So I quit starfleet and that's what I did You got a fast katra But is it fast enough so we can warp away We gotta make a decision We leave tonight or live and die this way I remember we were melding melding in your katra The speed so fast I felt like I was crunk City lights lay out before us And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder And I had a feeling that I belonged And I had feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone You got a fast katra And we go cruising to entertain ourselves You still ain't got a job And I work in a Orion market as a checkout girl I know things will get better You'll find work and I'll get promoted We'll move out of the shelter Buy a big house and live in the suburbs You got a fast katra And I got a job that pays all our bills You stay out drinking late at the bar See more of your friends than you do of your kids I'd always hoped for better Thought maybe together you and me would find it I got no plans I ain't going nowhere So take your fast katra and keep on melding You got a fast katra But is it fast enough so you can fly away You gotta make a decision You leave tonight or live and die this way
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12-02-2004, 09:56 PM
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| The Awesome One  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
Posts: 5,055
| Do you even HAVE any hobbies Stag??
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12-03-2004, 01:11 AM
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| The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
Posts: 5,055
| No, that's a felony, not a hobby.
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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12-03-2004, 02:51 PM
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| The Dude  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,606
| No, that's a defect.
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