My Enterprise prediction

Bean · 03-11-2005, 01:28 PM

Series Wraps.

Holodeck? Riker dressed in an NX-01 uniform? As a Maco? Someone else who will remain nameless?

Alright folks, here it is. As much some of you might not want to believe this, here is my prediction. The unmentioned character will be Future guy. And the episode is going to end with us realizing that the last 4 years of drivel that B&B have shovelled onto the screen has been mercifully nothing more than a holodeck creation.

That's right. That's what Rick Berman means about this ep being a valentine for the fans. He's going to reset the entire godamned series so that all of the gripes about continuity etc.. over the last 4 years that seem to have gotten people excited and agitated to the point of having strokes and seizures will be gone.

I know this sounds a bit sensational, and perhaps like another "B&B Suck!" type thread, but you wait and see, we're about to see the mother of all reset buttons folks.

Stag · 03-11-2005, 03:26 PM

Yeah, that makes sense. When I first read it I thought he would put on the Kirk TOS uniform at the end of the episode...with Deanna saying "Will, haven't you had enough histroy lessons for today...I have to go and fuck Worf now"

Cymro · 03-12-2005, 04:15 AM

I'm guessing they made Frakes a new TNG uniform cause I doubt they could let out the pants enough...

Stag · 03-12-2005, 04:18 PM

I'm guessing alot of close ups and upper torso shots.

Cymro · 03-12-2005, 04:33 PM

And "Just For men" hair dye

Daxie · 03-16-2005, 12:49 AM

My problem... do we really need another DS9 'everybody get together for a group shot' fade out? I thought it was lame the first time they did it but this time around is just plain dumb.

Bean · 03-16-2005, 01:01 AM

I dunno, they can pretty much to anything they want in the finale and it really doesn't bother me. I mean they butchered 80% of the series, what difference is one more bad episode gonna make?

Brikar · 03-16-2005, 02:34 AM

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Daxie stopped drinking long enough to mumble

My problem... do we really need another DS9 'everybody get together for a group shot' fade out? I thought it was lame the first time they did it but this time around is just plain dumb.

DS9 ended with Jake and Kira looking out a window...

Cymro · 03-16-2005, 04:26 PM

DS9's finale was fucking gay, and by that I mean man gay, which basically means womanly, but with more of a german pop music vibe.

Brikar · 03-16-2005, 06:41 PM

I just thought it was a bad episode, but if you want to go with the slurs, ok...

03-11-2005, 01:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	My Enterprise prediction Series Wraps. Holodeck? Riker dressed in an NX-01 uniform? As a Maco? Someone else who will remain nameless? Alright folks, here it is. As much some of you might not want to believe this, here is my prediction. The unmentioned character will be Future guy. And the episode is going to end with us realizing that the last 4 years of drivel that B&B have shovelled onto the screen has been mercifully nothing more than a holodeck creation. That's right. That's what Rick Berman means about this ep being a valentine for the fans. He's going to reset the entire godamned series so that all of the gripes about continuity etc.. over the last 4 years that seem to have gotten people excited and agitated to the point of having strokes and seizures will be gone. I know this sounds a bit sensational, and perhaps like another "B&B Suck!" type thread, but you wait and see, we're about to see the mother of all reset buttons folks. __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

03-11-2005, 03:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	Yeah, that makes sense. When I first read it I thought he would put on the Kirk TOS uniform at the end of the episode...with Deanna saying "Will, haven't you had enough histroy lessons for today...I have to go and fuck Worf now" __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

03-12-2005, 04:15 AM	#3 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	I'm guessing they made Frakes a new TNG uniform cause I doubt they could let out the pants enough... __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

03-12-2005, 04:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	I'm guessing alot of close ups and upper torso shots. __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

03-12-2005, 04:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	And "Just For men" hair dye __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

03-16-2005, 12:49 AM	#6 (permalink)
Daxie Patrons Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio Posts: 1,010	My problem... do we really need another DS9 'everybody get together for a group shot' fade out? I thought it was lame the first time they did it but this time around is just plain dumb. __________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

03-16-2005, 01:01 AM	#7 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	I dunno, they can pretty much to anything they want in the finale and it really doesn't bother me. I mean they butchered 80% of the series, what difference is one more bad episode gonna make? __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

03-16-2005, 04:26 PM	#9 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	DS9's finale was fucking gay, and by that I mean man gay, which basically means womanly, but with more of a german pop music vibe. __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

03-16-2005, 06:41 PM	#10 (permalink)
Brikar The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,606	I just thought it was a bad episode, but if you want to go with the slurs, ok... __________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

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