A message from Joss... (Serenity)

Arik · 04-23-2005, 09:36 PM

Just got this in my inbox...

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Hey guys.

I'm here on the official site, so that can only mean one thing: somebody finally told me my password! (Again.) It probably also means that I have some big-ass announcement or other. Well tops on the announcement list is this: after months of intensive yoga, i can finally touch my toes! (They feel round and bunion-y.)

But there's more! I'm talkin' movie news, peeps, so no more drumroll: Trailer. Serenity. Tuesday.

Yeah, kids, the haps is hap'nin', and it runs thus: EXCLUSIVELY on Apple movie trailers (and linked through this site as well of course) will be a small, medium, large or FULLSCREEN trailer for Serenity the major motion movie. Yeah, THE trailer. And the following Friday said trailer hits theaters. Which theaters? Until I get confirmation you'll have to guess, but I'm betting you can.

Now, here's a word of warning: this trailer ain't shy. If you're looking to live totally spoiler-free, know that there's plenty of key dialogue and images running through this bad boy. It's pretty tasty, though, and it doesn't give everything away. But close scrutiny will definitely learn you much of what's to come. (Anakin TOTALLY goes evil.) It's a nice piece to while away the time till September, and hopefully should intrigue th' peeps that don't have coats of brown.

The only thing more exciting than y'all finally seeing this was showing it to Nathan. Like a schoolboy giggled he.

Bye-ee!

Joss "You can't take my toes from me" Whedon.

http://browncoats.serenitymovie.com/serenity/index.html?fuseaction=forum.viewtopic&t=10230

Cymro · 04-24-2005, 03:58 AM

Am I gonna need to have watched the show to get the movie?

Arik · 04-25-2005, 12:09 AM

dunno.

Cymro · 04-25-2005, 12:51 AM

can you ask Joss for me?

Brikar · 04-25-2005, 01:10 AM

Why don't you just watch the fucking show, you lazy sack of shit!

In regards to the original post... yeah, I saw that the other day and I'm stoked. September can't come soon enough.

Cymro · 04-25-2005, 01:38 AM

Acctually, If I was as lazy a sack of shit as you claim I am, wouldn't I have caught it a long time ago while flicking the channels on TV?

Acctually, I might rent the DVDs or something...

Bean · 04-25-2005, 03:20 AM

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Brikar stopped drinking long enough to mumble

Why don't you just watch the fucking show, you lazy sack of shit!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I actually pulled a muscle laughing at that!

Cymro · 04-26-2005, 01:09 AM

Well, i'm renting it on DVD now so fuck you! fuck you all! in the ass!

Bean · 04-26-2005, 08:38 PM

Oh dear god.... I just watched the trailer... I think I very nearly had a seizure.

My new fav quote "I aim to misbehave"

Brikar · 04-26-2005, 11:25 PM

Yeah, holy fucking Christ on a stick!!!! Easily the coolest trailer for anything I've seen all year. Bad-fucking-ass. I cannot wait!

04-24-2005, 03:58 AM	#2 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Am I gonna need to have watched the show to get the movie? __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

04-25-2005, 12:09 AM	#3 (permalink)
Arik Astro-Monkey Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Here, dumbfuck! Posts: 2,304	dunno. __________________ The writers of this post apologize for you being too stupid to understand it.

04-25-2005, 12:51 AM	#4 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	can you ask Joss for me? __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

04-25-2005, 01:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
Brikar The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,606	Why don't you just watch the fucking show, you lazy sack of shit! In regards to the original post... yeah, I saw that the other day and I'm stoked. September can't come soon enough. __________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

04-25-2005, 01:38 AM	#6 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Acctually, If I was as lazy a sack of shit as you claim I am, wouldn't I have caught it a long time ago while flicking the channels on TV? Acctually, I might rent the DVDs or something... __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

04-26-2005, 01:09 AM	#8 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Well, i'm renting it on DVD now so fuck you! fuck you all! in the ass! __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

04-26-2005, 08:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Oh dear god.... I just watched the trailer... I think I very nearly had a seizure. My new fav quote "I aim to misbehave" __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

04-26-2005, 11:25 PM	#10 (permalink)
Brikar The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,606	Yeah, holy fucking Christ on a stick!!!! Easily the coolest trailer for anything I've seen all year. Bad-fucking-ass. I cannot wait! __________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

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