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| It's me again | Ladies and gentlemen, Jessica Simpson as the new Daisy Duke. http://img147.echo.cx/my.php?image=dhd26247gv.jpg
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| Religious Fanatic | Other than the fact that I'd like to bone Jessica Simpson, I don't get it.
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| The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
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![]() | Jessica Simpson is playing Daisy Duke in the new "Dukes of Hazzard" movie.
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| Religious Fanatic | Will it have tits?
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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| The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
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![]() | Not likely. I believe they're aiming for PG-13. THe other cast members include Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott as Bo and Luke Duke, Willie Nelson as Uncle Jessie and Burt Reynolds as Boss Hogg.
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| The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
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![]() | I dunno, seems like an OK mix for an action-comedy. And the original wasn't exactly high art... All I ask for is a few good car chases and funny jokes from this one.
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| Religious Fanatic | Dukes of Hazzard isn't something I'm familiar with, in fact I only vaguely know the name from some pop culture reference. From now on I'm only watching films with tits.
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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