The best "Revenge of the Sith" review... ever

Brikar · 07-28-2005, 05:33 AM

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....cgi?u=episode3

Doesn't get any better than that, folks.

Quote:

If you were unfortunate enough to hear your stupid co-workers yammering on about Lucas' latest shit burger, you might have heard them saying something like "I didn't like the first two, but this one was good!" When I ask why, these people have trouble responding because it's hard to talk with George Lucas' flaccid penis in their collective mouths.

Closet Racist · 07-28-2005, 11:53 AM

That link will be cut and pasted to my desktop for all eternity.

Cymro · 07-28-2005, 07:06 PM

*Cymro is overwhelmed by laughter*

Bean · 07-28-2005, 07:17 PM

To quote Cymro: "Your collective mothers!"

Stag · 07-28-2005, 07:53 PM

Great quote

Brikar · 07-28-2005, 08:01 PM

Arik · 07-29-2005, 10:58 AM

I still haven't seen this movie.

Brikar · 07-29-2005, 03:43 PM

You're not missing much. It's a shit-burger. "Batman Begins" is definitely the movie of the summer.

07-28-2005, 11:53 AM	#2 (permalink)
Closet Racist Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: With a side of fava beans and a nice chianti... Posts: 1,203	That link will be cut and pasted to my desktop for all eternity. __________________

07-28-2005, 07:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Cymro is overwhelmed by laughter __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

07-28-2005, 07:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	To quote Cymro: "Your collective mothers!" __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

07-28-2005, 08:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
Brikar The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,606	__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

07-29-2005, 10:58 AM	#7 (permalink)
Arik Astro-Monkey Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Here, dumbfuck! Posts: 2,304	I still haven't seen this movie. __________________ The writers of this post apologize for you being too stupid to understand it.

07-28-2005, 07:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	Great quote

07-29-2005, 03:43 PM	#8 (permalink)
Brikar The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,606	You're not missing much. It's a shit-burger. "Batman Begins" is definitely the movie of the summer. __________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

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