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Old 05-17-2006, 12:22 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Early word on "Da Vinci Code" is... it sucks.

Just like the god-awful, retarded book it was based on.

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While the protests have provided studio Sony Pictures with the kind of publicity money can't buy, the reaction at the first press screening in Cannes was largely negative, and loud laughter broke out at one of the pivotal scenes.

"Nothing really works. It's not suspenseful. It's not romantic. It's certainly not fun," said Stephen Schaefer of the Boston Herald.
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Old 05-17-2006, 03:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Default Re: Early word on "Da Vinci Code" is... it sucks.

Interestingly, the BBC claim that only 30 minutes of footage was shown, with critics having to wait until Wednesday to see the full thing. I wonder if the Yahoo report referred to this?

Although the book is a weak sequel to the far better Angels and Demons IMO, I'll still go and see it - hell, anything that manages to piss off both christians and muslims has to be worth seeing - they should have got them to sing "Springtime for Hitler" over the credits to piss off the Jews and complete the set.
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Old 05-17-2006, 03:31 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Default Re: Early word on "Da Vinci Code" is... it sucks.

I cant wait for this movie ... i loved the book. I also liked angels and demons and i would say both books were about the same calibur ....i am going to see it on friday and i will write what i thought on the weekend
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Old 05-17-2006, 03:34 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Default Re: Early word on "Da Vinci Code" is... it sucks.

I tried to read his books. I really did. And I made it through one of them. But there's only so much middle-school level prose I can take before I get insanely bored with his cardboard characters and copy-and-paste plotting. He's easily the most overrated hack of the decade so far.
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Default Re: Early word on "Da Vinci Code" is... it sucks.

What about this book/movie pissed off the Muslims? I must be out of the loop.
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Old 05-17-2006, 11:07 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Default Re: Early word on "Da Vinci Code" is... it sucks.

I don't recall it pissing off Muslims... but the Christians are pissed off because the book posits a theory that Jesus Christ and Mary Magdelene had children.
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Default Re: Early word on "Da Vinci Code" is... it sucks.

I'm heartbroken.
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Default Re: Early word on "Da Vinci Code" is... it sucks.

Muslims revere Jesus as a prophet (basically, muslims believe in all of the Judeo-Christian prophets, they simply believe that Mohammed was the final prophet and that the koran was the final word of God). Thus, they regard insulting Jesus as undermining a key component of their religion.
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Old 05-18-2006, 01:06 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Default Re: Early word on "Da Vinci Code" is... it sucks.

Well they haven't made nearly as much of a public stink about it as the Christians have.
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Default Re: Early word on "Da Vinci Code" is... it sucks.

Well regardless, it;s gotta be better than that shitpile Mission Impossible 3
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