Cymro

And decided to play COD 4 in Multiplayer.

It's fun and all, but it sorta pisses me off. Why the fuck do people have to ruin these sorts of things by having gay little clans and all sorts of bullshit? I mean, there are people out there who spend all their time improving their accuracy and buying £100 Logitech Uber-mice and calling people "n00bs". Why? Why would you ruin what's supposed to be a fun little bit of casual gaming by creating gay little teams with names like "n00bslayer"

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Stag

Because it is the only way that they can cope with the real life useless messes that they really are.

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Bean

Close. It's because in real life, most of them are socially inept losers, who have no chance of ever being anywhere near important as the household pet. Not to mention most of them are wimps and pussies that cry at the mere thought of getting into a fight.

The online shit makes them feel like they're not only cool and important, but tough as well.

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Stag

point taken

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