How To Really Get Hdtv To Take Off

NortheastOfMostOfYa · 10-14-2003, 07:23 PM

I see they're going to start broadcasting Enterprise in HiDef. I've noticed how HDTV is rolling out rather slowly. I have the answer to making it take off: Pornography.

Sounds crazy? Think about this: What helped spur the sales of home video? What helped make pay-per-view an everyday thing? What's type of site still generates something like half the traffic on the Internet? Pornography, of course.

When they start sending out the porn stuff in HDTV, then you'll see the format take off. Trust me on this. Hello, Vivid Video?

Stag · 10-14-2003, 07:45 PM

I've been saying this for years...Porn is good!!

Sirgets · 10-14-2003, 11:14 PM

52"'s of HIGH DEF PORN !!!!!!!!!!! Bean would never leave the house

Bean · 10-15-2003, 04:14 AM

Are you kiddimg? I'd never leave the couch!

Brikar · 10-15-2003, 05:30 AM

I remember when my friend Marcus got his first porn on DVD and he raved about the quality of picture and "multiple angles" hehehe.

10-14-2003, 07:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
NortheastOfMostOfYa Senior Member Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: New Hamster Posts: 162	I see they're going to start broadcasting Enterprise in HiDef. I've noticed how HDTV is rolling out rather slowly. I have the answer to making it take off: Pornography. Sounds crazy? Think about this: What helped spur the sales of home video? What helped make pay-per-view an everyday thing? What's type of site still generates something like half the traffic on the Internet? Pornography, of course. When they start sending out the porn stuff in HDTV, then you'll see the format take off. Trust me on this. Hello, Vivid Video? __________________ From the state where death is mentioned on its license plate "Everybody Wang Chung tonight!"

10-14-2003, 07:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	I've been saying this for years...Porn is good!! __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

10-14-2003, 11:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
Sirgets AKA SIRGETS Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: CANADA EH! Posts: 1,118	52"'s of HIGH DEF PORN !!!!!!!!!!! Bean would never leave the house __________________ Abandoning your fears is your first step on the road to enlightenment, and giving Stag a blowjob----cymro

10-15-2003, 04:14 AM	#4 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Are you kiddimg? I'd never leave the couch! __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

10-15-2003, 05:30 AM	#5 (permalink)
Brikar The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,606	I remember when my friend Marcus got his first porn on DVD and he raved about the quality of picture and "multiple angles" hehehe. __________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

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