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Old 10-13-2003, 04:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So Sirgets, Izz, and I all went to see Kill Bill over the weekend. Myself, I'm a moderate Tarantino fan, so it seemed like a good way to waste some time.

Well, the movie was around two hours long, and the first words out of Sirgets' mouth when it was over were:

"I feel dumb..."

I kid you not. The first three words he could think of was that. I thought it sounded a litle harsh at first, but then I thought about it. It's not that the movie was bad. It's not that it was deep and philisophical. It was just strange. As we walked to the parking lot, I realized that he was absolutley right. I felt dumb too. It was as if the cheese Nachos that I had consumed near the beginning of the movie had been spiked with novacaine for the brain.

So here I am, three days later, and I still can't figure out if I even liked the damned movie, let alone whether it was actually any good, or worth the 20 bucks I spent at the concession stand. All I really seem to be concerned about, and I don't know why, is when Vol.2 is coming out.

Anybody else see this flick yet and know what I mean?
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Old 10-13-2003, 08:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I FEEL DUMB
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Old 10-14-2003, 04:58 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Tarantino's a fucking tool. He makes shitty movies but cuts them up out of chronological order like that's some kind of "boring" way to make a movie and adds a bunch of random shit to it, and then sits back and watches all the people who go and proclaim it "deep" and "original" and all that. Then, he goes and gives interviews where he basically says "Fuck you" to everyone NOT HIM.

"Pulp Fiction" sucked. I fell asleep during "Reservoir Dogs." Imagine how I'll react to "Kill Bill." And to make KB even worse, he split it up into two movies to make extra dough.
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Old 10-14-2003, 12:15 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I hated Pulp Fiction, but I liked Resevoir DOgs, go figure.

Anyway, I stopped being a Tarantino fan when I found out he was with Mira Sorvino. Another Hollywood hottie ruined by sleeping with a rich loser that I am much better looking than.

If only she knew who I was, I could have made her happy...
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