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07-26-2004, 01:52 PM
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| The Dude  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,606
 |  Best "Futurama" quotes! "These balls are making me testy!" - Bender; 2x17 "War is the H-Word" "This is my universal translator. Unfortunately, so far it only translates into an incomprehensible dead language." "Hello." "Bonjour." "Crazy gibberish!" - Professor Farnsworth, Cubert, and UT; 2x10 "A Clone of My Own" "Now remember, Professor, Bender IS Santa Claus, so we don't want to hurt him, OK?" "OK." *Professor shoots Bender* "Professor! Don't you remember what I just told you?" "NO!" - Leela and Professor Farnsworth; 3x03 "A Tale of Two Santas"
__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com |
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07-26-2004, 11:50 PM
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| Religious Fanatic  Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
Posts: 4,921
   | "Your missletoe is no match for my TOW missile!" "Santa Clause is gunning you down!" "If cop a feel I must, then cop a feel I shall" "I am Bender - Please insert Girder" "I'm Bender, baby! Please insert Liquor!" Lila(in song): so sit back, Fry and enjoy the ride! Fry: My ass has blisters from the slide! Futurama has way too many funny quotes...
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."  |
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07-27-2004, 12:02 PM
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| The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,606
| "Pathetic human race: arranging your knowledge by category only made it easier to absorb! Dewey, you fool, your decimal system has played right into my hands! HAHAHAHA!" - Evil Brain, 3x07 "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid"
__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com |
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07-27-2004, 07:30 PM
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| It's me again  Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida
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 | Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. - Fry
__________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley |
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07-27-2004, 09:11 PM
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| The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,606
| "Will we by flying around the cosmos, fighting evil monsters and teaching alien women to love?" "If by that you mean ensuring that the cargo gets to its destination... then yes." Fry and Professor Farnsworth, 1x01 "Space Pilot 3000"
__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com |
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08-04-2004, 12:00 PM
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| The Awesome One  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
Posts: 5,055
| Bite my shiny metal ass. -Bender (I think that's it)
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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08-04-2004, 01:01 PM
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| The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,606
| "Hey, Bender, can I take a ride in your car?" "Only if you clean up first... looks like your neck stepped in something. Oh, wait, that's just your BODY. Ahahahahaaha! So long, coffin stuffers!" *peels out, crashes* "Uh, can one of you coffin stuffers carry me?"
__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com |
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08-04-2004, 01:50 PM
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| Member  Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 56
| "Hello everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love!" (toaster then barks and bounces like a happy puppy across the table until smashed into a wall)
__________________ AKA MikeInNH or Northeastofmostofya <Insert thoughtful or humorous message here> |
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01-12-2006, 12:36 PM
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| Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
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| Re: Best "Futurama" quotes! "I AM JOREL: MASTER OF SCHEDULING!" - Alien at the stock market
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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