So what do you guys think about this Shatner thing?

Chronic Harlot · 08-12-2004, 08:02 PM

So what do you guys think about this Shatner thing? Because a lot of the folks on TW are just going ape-shit over the prospect of Bill appering on ENT this coming season.

Sure, I'll probably check out the episode, but what's with all this Kirk-worship? Did I miss something? So many folks have been sucking Shatner's cock lately and I'm just wondering what all the fuss is about. Since when was resurrecting Kirk the answer for solving everything that's gone wrong with the franchise?

Stag · 08-12-2004, 10:40 PM

He's started to look more like Chris Farley lately...nice gut Bill, think that yellow tunic will still look good???

http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0283877/S...ner,%20William

Brikar · 08-13-2004, 12:17 AM

Yeah, well, the day Scorned "understands" Star Trek as much as he claims to is the day the Earth gets swallowed hole by a giant space-monkey anus. The appearance of William Shatner on ENT will give it a quick shot in the ratings arm, but unless A) The episode is good and B) the subsequent episodes are good, it won't make a damn bit of difference, but most people don't seem to care about that.

Stag · 08-13-2004, 12:27 PM

HOLD ON WITH THAT CRAZY TALK BRIKAR...

How do you know it is a giant space-monkey anus??? Is it attached to a giant space monkey?? If so, have you seen it on your telescope, internet, or what????

If it is just some HUGE anus flying through space, how do you know it is a space monkey anus?? It could be a HUGE space pigeon anus or HUGE space dog anus.

I'm just trying to help you with your writing -- you can't just alledge things without some sort of documentation or at least provide enough information to allow others to make their own conclusions.

Brikar · 08-13-2004, 02:20 PM

The giant space-monkey anus IS attached to a giant space-monkey. I have seen it, yes, through a telescope. It is currently flying AWAY from the earth, however.

Stag · 08-13-2004, 02:31 PM

Space borne HUGE RUBY RED MANDREL ASS ... Planet of the Apes will come true

08-12-2004, 08:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
Chronic Harlot Pornstar Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Chicago Posts: 65	So what do you guys think about this Shatner thing? So what do you guys think about this Shatner thing? Because a lot of the folks on TW are just going ape-shit over the prospect of Bill appering on ENT this coming season. Sure, I'll probably check out the episode, but what's with all this Kirk-worship? Did I miss something? So many folks have been sucking Shatner's cock lately and I'm just wondering what all the fuss is about. Since when was resurrecting Kirk the answer for solving everything that's gone wrong with the franchise? __________________ The autumn days swung soft around me, like cotton on my skin. But as the embers of the summer lost their breath and disappeared, my heart went cold, and only hollow rhythms resounded from within.

08-12-2004, 10:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	He's started to look more like Chris Farley lately...nice gut Bill, think that yellow tunic will still look good??? http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0283877/S...ner,%20William __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

08-13-2004, 12:17 AM	#3 (permalink)
Brikar The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,606	Yeah, well, the day Scorned "understands" Star Trek as much as he claims to is the day the Earth gets swallowed hole by a giant space-monkey anus. The appearance of William Shatner on ENT will give it a quick shot in the ratings arm, but unless A) The episode is good and B) the subsequent episodes are good, it won't make a damn bit of difference, but most people don't seem to care about that. __________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

08-13-2004, 12:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	HOLD ON WITH THAT CRAZY TALK BRIKAR... How do you know it is a giant space-monkey anus??? Is it attached to a giant space monkey?? If so, have you seen it on your telescope, internet, or what???? If it is just some HUGE anus flying through space, how do you know it is a space monkey anus?? It could be a HUGE space pigeon anus or HUGE space dog anus. I'm just trying to help you with your writing -- you can't just alledge things without some sort of documentation or at least provide enough information to allow others to make their own conclusions. __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

08-13-2004, 02:20 PM	#5 (permalink)
Brikar The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,606	The giant space-monkey anus IS attached to a giant space-monkey. I have seen it, yes, through a telescope. It is currently flying AWAY from the earth, however. __________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

08-13-2004, 02:31 PM	#6 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	Space borne HUGE RUBY RED MANDREL ASS ... Planet of the Apes will come true __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

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