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| The Awesome One | So it's 839 am here. I've been awake since 10 yesterday morning. You see, I woke up early yesterday as I was supposed to be off for three days. I had a pretty relaxed day, especially thinking that I was going to get a good nights sleep.
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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| The Awesome One | Now around 9:00, I get a call from a shift supervisor. She knows that I'm really dying for hours at work, so I guess that's why she called me.
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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| The Awesome One | You see, she was supposed to go in for an inventory shift last night from 11pm to 6am. Unfortunatley, she's become ill, and asks if I would like to go in instead.
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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| The Awesome One | Now, my first thought is "great, more hours." Of course, after accepting the shift, I began to ponder the wisdom of taking an overnight shift after waking up early in the morning. You see, I had intentionally gotten up that early, on very little sleep, to try and get my sleep schedle back on track.
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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| The Awesome One | So, at this point, I can't back out of the shift, I need the hours anyways. So I go into work for my 11-6 shift.
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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| The Awesome One | Well, there were three of us there. Myself, the manager, and a new guy. It only takes three people to do inventory. Unfortunatley, what we hadn't considered is that the new guy might fuck the dog so to speak.
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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| The Awesome One | So we get to the end of the evening (or so we thought) and realize that he's been fucking around all night, and our count is completley fucked.
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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| The Awesome One | So, the manager sends him home at 6am, and we're stuck there until 8. I get home, and it dawns on me, that if I go to sleep now, I'll be awake ALLLLLL night, thus fucking my sleep routine even further.
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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| The Awesome One | So, here I sit, trying desperatley to stay awake till about 9 this evening, so that I can get my routine back on track.
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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