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01-23-2005, 11:05 PM
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| The Awesome One  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
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  |  Not to mention the fact that you're probably drunk...
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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01-24-2005, 04:57 AM
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| Patrons  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio
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__________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?" | |
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01-24-2005, 03:33 PM
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| It's me again  Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida
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01-25-2005, 12:27 PM
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| Religious Fanatic  Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
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  | I wonder how long one could pee in the snow for if one was receiving beer at a constant rate
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."  |
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01-25-2005, 10:19 PM
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| Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
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| I wonder if the varying degrees of intensity could be used to widen the beam and make it caligraphic.
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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01-26-2005, 08:25 PM
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| Patrons Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio
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| I wonder if you went out on a frozen pond and peed in a single stream, if it would produce enough heat to melt the ice clear through in that spot, and if feed a continuious supply of beer could you piss a hole large enough to go ice fishing in?
__________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?" |
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01-27-2005, 01:05 AM
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| Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
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| Well, yeah, but the piss would probably mean you wouldn't catch anything...
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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