Bean

1. Cause Cymro said so.

2. Cause I said so.

3. Cause his momma said so (even though she's a bitch herself)

4. Inbreeding perhaps....

5. Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

6. Affirmative action
(Some don't realize this is also why he was voted a patron her at the bar)

7. Cause he smells like a female dog

8. Early cloning experiments gone awry

9. Cross species breeding. I figure the first species is orangutang, I'll be damned if I can figure out the second though...

10. Because he has a face that even the slimiest hooker in vegas wouldn't go near for 500 bucks.


p.s Happy now bitch?

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Daxie

BWHA????

Bean, did you forget to take your meds again?

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Bean

Actually Daxie, this was done by request

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Brikar

...whose?

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Bean

The person shall remain secret. Someone made the comment that I haven't been myself lately, what with no raging insults at co-patrons, or long drawn out, long winded rants ans tirades about how much I hate this person or that. So I figured I'd get things back on track again, and start them rolling with what I thought, was a surefire way to get some action. An all out attack on Stag, who seems to have just been itching for it lately. But, too bad the little bitch couldn't even TRY and respond.

Isn't that right Stag, you little cum muffin? Yeah, that's what I thought, you pussy



(Of course, this IS all in good fun..)

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Stag

Bravo Bean...I am glad to see you are ok. I didn't respond because quite frankly, I was basking in your tirade. It wasn't your best, but a top 10. I am reassured now that you are indeed ok.

Cum muffin...nice one.

I am too relieved to respond, but be forewarned...I shall...I shall.

Just remember you chronically mal-adjusted, compulsive masturbating, veggie loving, ball shaving, anal lubing, glory hole visiting, dysfunctional, former bacon eating, tequila drinking, itchy balled, drawn butter humping, Candian, donkey fellatiating, Welshophile...someone here gives a shit.

So fuck you bitch!!

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Bean

Hey!!! I think you're going overboard there buddy, I am not a veggie lover. I gave that up last week.

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Stag

Did you??????

Good, it is about time ... go back to eatin protein again...well other then the liquid kind you've been guzzling since your strange uncle started touching you out in the garage when you were 9.

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Cymro

Wait, if you are no longer a vegetarian, and vegetarians suck, does that mean you no longer suck?

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Bean

Only you honey, only you....

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