Bean

1. A dog can tell if it's being made fun of.

2. A dog is smart enough to defend itself when number 1 applies.

3. A dog can wipe it's own ass without help (Even if it is with it's tongue)

4. A dog KNOWS that it has nothing intelligent to say so abstains from most conversations.

5. Some dogs are capable of sniffing out bombs and drugs in hundreds of pieces of luggage at a busy airport. Stag is capable of sniffing glue in his basement.

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"I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."

--James T. Kirk

Stag

Yeah, but I like the smell of glue. And I have to say, I can wipe my own ass.

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"I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

Bean

I don't believe you.

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"I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."

--James T. Kirk

Stag

I stuffed the toilet in the hotel tonight, does that prove it?

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"I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

Cymro

I love doing that, especially in spain and when you're just about to check out you hear the cleaners discover it...

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Bean

Why Spain?

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"I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."

--James T. Kirk

Daxie

Yeah, but with your own tounge?? Sorry dude... the dog's got you on that one.

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>Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?"

>>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

Cymro

Cause I don't have a clue what they're saying, but it doesn't sound to happy...

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Bean

Al that proves is that you're full of shit. Or at least you were before that dump.

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"I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."

--James T. Kirk