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| Cymro's Bitch | Quote:
Okay, if you don't count me, it's more like a cocktail weenie fest.
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| regruntled and reemployed Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: in front of the computer
Posts: 1,221
![]() | Once upon a time, there was a monkey named Cymro. He would sit in his cage and wonder about the outside world. Then one day, Mr. Hippo came along and found Cymro flinging poop at a canvas in an effort to paint a self portrait. Mr. Hippo exclaimed, "What in blazes are ye doing my strange simian? Cymro replied with a loud cough, followed by a cloud of smoke, and said, "Aye, I"m only one monkey out of a million, and me typewriter has been stolen." Mr. Hippo then stomped on poor Cymro with hob-nailed boots. The End. Last edited by Deslok; 11-23-2005 at 10:58 AM. |
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| Religious Fanatic | This is just cause i don't talk to you on AIM anymore isn't it. Quote:
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." | |
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| regruntled and reemployed Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: in front of the computer
Posts: 1,221
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No, no, no... it is I who do not speak to YOU on AIM anymore...(got rid of Trillian, may get it again) ...and besides, I was tired of hearing about your fascination with Corgis and teasmades. ![]() Don't edit my posts or I shall be forced to neuter you Last edited by Deslok; 11-26-2005 at 08:16 PM. | |
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| The Awesome One | Did anyone bring Nachos?
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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