What better place for this... - Page 7

Bean · 12-11-2005, 04:46 PM

Can you catch an STD from a tree?

Cymro · 12-11-2005, 05:06 PM

I don't know, I think it depends on who's been in there before you. But it's still probably a good idea to wrap your tool...the last thing you need is termites eating your morning wood.

Cujo · 12-12-2005, 04:03 AM

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Cymro stopped drinking long enough to mumble

I don't know, I think it depends on who's been in there before you. But it's still probably a good idea to wrap your tool...the last thing you need is termites eating your morning wood.

I can't believe I actually laughed at that! Whats worse is I went out to me tree with a flashlight to check the hole for termites...

12-11-2005, 04:46 PM	#61 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Re: What better place for this... Can you catch an STD from a tree? __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

12-11-2005, 05:06 PM	#62 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Re: What better place for this... I don't know, I think it depends on who's been in there before you. But it's still probably a good idea to wrap your tool...the last thing you need is termites eating your morning wood. __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

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