Closet Racist

I received a letter from "Terri Irwin", the widow of The Crocodile Hunter:

Dear Friend,

I come in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, I am Mrs. Terri Irwin;
widow
to late Mr. Steve Irwin, the director of the Australia Zoo in
Queensland,
Australia, and host of Animal Planet's series The Crocodile Hunter. On

Monday, 4 September 2006, My Husband died prior to a stingray barb that

pierced his chest, according to Cairns police sources. For
verification,
click on this link:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200609/s1732439.ht

Unfortunately before the death of my husband, we had a deposit with a
Bank ,
valued presently 11million pounds Sterling, which we did not disclose
to
anybody it's only within me and my husband and our private Lawyer . I
was
informed that the bank is planning to use the money for nuclear
weapons.
This is because am suffering from cancer illness. From all indications
my
condition is really deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I may not
get
better quickly or live long according to my doctors. I have pray over
this
before I contacted you. Cause I want you to use 60% of the fund to
contribute to the development of Church and Mosque in America, Asia and

Europe. While the rest 40% belongs to you for the less privileged.
Conclusively. I honestly pray that when this fund get claimed. Will be
used
for the said purpose, my private attorney will be in charge to prepare
all
the legal documentations that will authenticate you as the next of
kin/will
beneficiary to my late husband. Please get in touch with me through My

Personal Assistance for more details, with the below Email:


Email: michael_p1020@yahoo.co.uk


Thanks for your understanding my they lord be with you.

Best Regard
Mrs. Terri Irwin

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Bean

Lmao!!

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"I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."

--James T. Kirk

Stag

Crikey!!!!!

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