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| I belive it is time for another story boys and girl.....there you go daxie baby where ever you are ....i will start it ....i am doing this mostly so i can get to 1000 posts....i have some whoring to make up for but dont worry i will make up for ....the army has put so many more sick and twisted thoughts into my head....just ask bean. These new post whore stories should be interesting....for those of you who are new....there are some rules ... 1. Dont talk about Post Whore stories opps wrong rules ....the fight club will also resume now that i am back but not here and they are totally different rules now where was i 1. only one word at a time per post.... i guess thats it sorry for all the build up and only one rule....i guess my wife is right...im all entrance and no finale.. :) oh well i guess i will start this. Today I Was Walking In A Field Of Balls up near my Throbbing erection when I stepped in a puddle of Chicken soup with goat entrails and carrots That made a funky dildo There was carnage and pizza but my poop suddenly I looked up in the sky to see diapers falling apparently filled with blended carrots only coated in chocolate cumstains Happily, The Cake was a Lie!!!! Cymro is disqualified. pregnant cows sheep cowsheep exploded when in they took Fuck, never mind. Paris Bean, You Stupid Fool! Biscuit making classes for old pornstars are saggy but hairy none the less Grabbing a can of spam Bean Smells good tuna especially when he sticks his face in a steaming wet fishnet Scott Stapp has no junk in the trunk of cheese slices of his tiny the stinky kind what does it taste like Cookies. with escargot chips and ketchup flavoured pretzels choking on cabbage rolls atop fat bitch and throws a grenade at Ann Coulter who sticks it in vaginas. Then all of a sudden there was this big hulking smelly turd burgers with mustard and ketchup launched at Scorned who was wearing his penis hat and chaps on his rather large wart with strawberry Cream cheese flavoured man-juice with peanuts of Rocky Mountain Oysters and cheese pizza for you and Barbara Bush is so fucking hot just like Hillary and me only without those annoying crusty testes covered with bubbling curry and chocolate syrup with yellow turds Then suddenly, someone snuck up from behind and pooped in the tuba then |
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