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Old 03-28-2008, 05:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So, I went to Bargain Booze, got eight tinnies outta the fridge and took 'em, to the counter.

I didn't have enough, so the girl just took what little I had. Either she's really cool or she just thinks I'm an alcoholic cause I'm there so much.
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Old 03-28-2008, 08:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I only understood like half of this post...
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I guess they're cans of beer?
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And I'm pretty sure Bargain Booze must be the name of a beer store?
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Old 03-29-2008, 02:51 AM   #5 (permalink)
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See, two rednecks were able to decipher my dialect before Brikar with his fancy degrees and his published writing.
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Old 03-29-2008, 10:16 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Either she wants you or wants you to buy her some booze.
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Old 03-29-2008, 05:24 PM   #7 (permalink)
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See, two rednecks were able to decipher my dialect before Brikar with his fancy degrees and his published writing.
I don't know if I should be taking offense to that or not....

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Either she wants you or wants you to buy her some booze.
Well I doubt she's expecting him to buy her booze. She obviously knows he's broke. So she probably just wants him to do her like a sheep.
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You guys should hear him do that in person. It's scary...
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You guys should hear him do that in person. It's scary...
Shag a sheep? I'll bet...
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