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| Religious Fanatic | So, I went to Bargain Booze, got eight tinnies outta the fridge and took 'em, to the counter. I didn't have enough, so the girl just took what little I had. Either she's really cool or she just thinks I'm an alcoholic cause I'm there so much.
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| The Dude Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Massachusetts
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![]() | I only understood like half of this post...
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| The Awesome One | And I'm pretty sure Bargain Booze must be the name of a beer store?
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| Religious Fanatic | See, two rednecks were able to decipher my dialect before Brikar with his fancy degrees and his published writing.
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| The Awesome One | Quote:
Well I doubt she's expecting him to buy her booze. She obviously knows he's broke. So she probably just wants him to do her like a sheep.
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