Stag

A chick with a really smelly pussy due to some medical condition or a guy with a little dick?

Which is more embarrassing?

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Cymro

Ah

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"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Bean

I'm gonna go with the small dick. At least that's something that you don't have to plug your nose for.

Unless you're doing it Welsh style like Cymro, in which case all holes are apparently in play.

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Stag

Cymro is a man's man -- leaves no hole unplugged

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Bean

I was thinking he's a "man's man" in another way...

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Brikar

Isn't a smelly pussy easier to deal with than a small dick? Like, I was under the impression there was stuff you could buy that could help with the smell whereas "male enhancement" is mostly a crock'o'shit.

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Bean

Awwww... *throws out recently received parcel*

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Stag

The Beaver runs to the trash pulls out the parcel, downing the entire contents in one gulp. Suddenly beaver begins to thrash about as if in pain, the entire time grabbing at his crotch as if it was on fire...when all of a sudden he stops and from his crotch area, emerges a HUUUUGE....

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Cymro

Did I just fart?

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Bean

*the Beaver has a sudden moment of panic as he realizes the formula was intended as a cream and suddenly starts to feel a lump in his throat...*

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"I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."

--James T. Kirk