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| Religious Fanatic | I watched a BBC doc about all the drugs getting smuggled into our prisons a coulple of weeks ago and it was hilarious. Women playing with their fannies in the most inconspicuous way wondering why they're being ordered to undergo a cavity search...
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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| Patrons | Bean's job is to scrape the barnacles from Sirgets ass... then he puts them in a belnder and serves them up for cocktails... gives a new meaning to 'bottoms up'. ROTF... come to think of it... gives a new meaning to 'cocktail' too.
__________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?" |
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| Man-whore Join Date: Jun 2006
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| Forgot to bring booze... Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The bush, Canada
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__________________ "Gods drunkenly cried juvenile acne, lop ears, the Lafontaine park, retirement at 60, disappointing love, public washrooms and raging toothaches" |
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| Patrons | EEEEEWWWWWWW! ROTF! That point goes to Sam!
__________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?" |
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