What I Would Sing If Ever...

Stag · 10-09-2003, 04:44 PM

...I took an airplane ride with Bean that crash landed in the Andes Mountains with no provisions and forcing me to eat my fellow passengers (i.e. Bean) to survive, this is what I would sing...

Bean, Bean he's good for the heart
The more you eat, the more you fart

Then, I would sing...

Bean, Bean the musical food, the more you eat, the more you toot !!

Then I would be conflicted, because I ate my friend and I would then be all alone, but then again I would no longer be hungry.

Bean · 10-10-2003, 12:25 AM

eat me.

Sirgets · 10-10-2003, 12:52 AM

LOL Bean the musical Fruit !!!!!!!!

Stag · 10-10-2003, 12:15 PM

Yeah, I didn't exactly want to go there, but since you know him better...

Bean · 10-10-2003, 02:57 PM

Need I remind you Sirgets, that I'm not above petty revenge...

Stag · 10-10-2003, 03:32 PM

Bean, have you ever heard the old Klingon proverb that...

"Revenge is a dish best served petty"

And you, my friend, are petty indeed !!

Bean · 10-10-2003, 05:59 PM

Pettiness is next to godliness

10-09-2003, 04:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	...I took an airplane ride with Bean that crash landed in the Andes Mountains with no provisions and forcing me to eat my fellow passengers (i.e. Bean) to survive, this is what I would sing... Bean, Bean he's good for the heart The more you eat, the more you fart Then, I would sing... Bean, Bean the musical food, the more you eat, the more you toot !! Then I would be conflicted, because I ate my friend and I would then be all alone, but then again I would no longer be hungry. __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

10-10-2003, 12:25 AM	#2 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	eat me. __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

10-10-2003, 12:52 AM	#3 (permalink)
Sirgets AKA SIRGETS Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: CANADA EH! Posts: 1,118	LOL Bean the musical Fruit !!!!!!!! __________________ Abandoning your fears is your first step on the road to enlightenment, and giving Stag a blowjob----cymro

10-10-2003, 12:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	Yeah, I didn't exactly want to go there, but since you know him better... __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

10-10-2003, 02:57 PM	#5 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Need I remind you Sirgets, that I'm not above petty revenge... __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

10-10-2003, 03:32 PM	#6 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	Bean, have you ever heard the old Klingon proverb that... "Revenge is a dish best served petty" And you, my friend, are petty indeed !! __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

10-10-2003, 05:59 PM	#7 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Pettiness is next to godliness __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

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