Cymro

heh

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Daxie

If your reading while a woman is pulling (jerking) you off... she's doing something wrong and it's a big waste of both of your time.

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>Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?"

>>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

Cymro

Well no, cause you can put the book down for the last 10 seconds or so, or the last sprint for the finish line, if you will.

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Stag

plus you can rip a page out to clean off when you're done

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"I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

Gitch

It depends what you're reading and if it has photoshop-enhanced pictures

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If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong.

Cymro

Why would anyone ruin a perfectly good book or magazine when there's a woman's mouth near by to suck up the mess?

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."