Daxie

Well my day was crap from the get-go.

I get a letter form the doctors saying they're going to send me to collections... even though I've been makng payments on the fucking bill!

After bitching them out for a few minutes, I call my lawyer and might be considerig filig bankruptcy.

I go to the bank and pull out $40 to last me a few days then head over to MickeyD's for a bite before work.

I get to work and to my horror, the money in my pocket is gone! $38. So, no money for lunch or pop!

I get a fucking trailer that SHOULD have tken me 10 minutes to unload took me almost 2 hours because the stupid shitheads at the store threw the pallets into the trailer instead of staking them neatly like they know they're supposed to.

My boss comes up to me 2 hours before the end of shift and tells me that there's 4 trailers in the yard that need unloaded now, can I get them done... "sure! no problem" I say. Then the yard jockey has a dumbass attack and takes over an hour to get the damn trailes in the door for me!

So Fuck it! Tomorrow is another day, right?

I'm on my way home and get pulled over! AAAH! FUCK!!!! Well, I take my seatbelt off to reach in my pocket for my wallet... before the cop gets to the car (I'm a dumbass). He goes through the whole license and crap, which I give to him and ask him why he pulled me over. "Do you know the speed limit back there?" he asks. "Ummmm... 45?" I say... "no... 35." "Oh! Really? I though it was 45. How fast was I going?" "46". "OH! I'm sorry! I really didn't know. To tell the truth, I wasn't paying attention."

The the cop really starts in on me. "Why aren't you wearing you seatbelt?" "I was. I took it off to get my wallet out" "You were? Are you sure?" "Yes sir, I always wear my seatbelt, I even make people riding in my car wear a seatbelt. I swear to you I was wearing it. I just took it off to get my wallet out." "Do you have anything wrong with your license I should know about?" "No sir!" (which I don't.)

Then he starts nit-picking. "By the way, the light over your license plate is out" OK... so that threw me, I really didn't know it was out and jumped out of my car to check it out.

In the end, he hands me my stuff back and says "get that light fixed and watch your speed... have a good night".

Hmmm.... you know... looking back, this day could've gotten a whole lot shiter in a matter of 5 minutes! How I got out of the ticket, I'll never know... but I won't push my luck... *mental note* get light fixed in the morning and take another way home from work.

__________________
>Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?"

>>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

Arik

You're lucky you're not living in Wisconsin. The current shit they're pushing about seat belts is that if you're pulled over, and the cop sees that you're not wearing the belt, it's an automatic ticket. You can't talk your way out of it.

Preferably one that's 45

__________________
The writers of this post apologize for you being too stupid to understand it.

Daxie

Yeah... it's the same here "click it or ticket" I think that's why he was riding me so hard about it, but I convenced him that I was wearing it (and I was) but took it off to get my wallet out.

Needless to say, I was pretty shocked when he didn't give me a ticket. He must have had some good sex before work lol!

__________________
>Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?"

>>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

Bean

I love healthcare

__________________
"I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."

--James T. Kirk

Brikar

I've never been pulled over.

__________________
"A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown."

http://olympusmans.blogspot.com
http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

Gitch

Try it, its good fun since you can read a magazine at the same time.... oh sorry you said pulled over. My Bad, I misheard you

__________________


If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong.

Cymro

I think I got that one, but if I did no-one else will

__________________
"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Gitch

You saucy minx.

__________________


If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong.

Cymro

Did you mean to say you thought she'd been pulled by a cop?

__________________
"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Gitch

Nah - more that Brikar had never been pulled off by a woman

__________________


If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong.