Bean

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"I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."

--James T. Kirk

Daxie

Dusting this thread off.....

...Good night... and big balls!
end to tv show Wipeout

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>Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?"

>>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

Closet Racist

My high school geography teacher: "...but the Bible says to love thine enemas..."

The Smoking Astronaut got weeks of enjoyment out of that. I think I still have a carton he did about it.

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Daxie

Not really a funny haha quote, but it's one of my favs

Lex to Lois: "The day I need political advice from a muffin-pedaling collage drop-out, I'll call you. Until then... do you have blueberry bananna?"

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>Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?"

>>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

Daxie

Wow! SA.... I was thinking about him a few months back. I don't know what made me think of him, but... well you know. If you find the cartoon, please post it. He always did do some of the funnest cartoons.

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>Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?"

>>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

Daxie

"Happiest place on earth my Snow-White ass!"

In refferance to DisneyLand
-Charlie (Sheen) Harper: Two and a Half Men

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>Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?"

>>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

Bean

"I got busy on thursday, it reminded me of why I don't get busy."

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"I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."

--James T. Kirk

Bean

"Math was cool until it's homosexual friend algebra came along"

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"I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."

--James T. Kirk

Brikar

"I'm going to eat dessert for all the kids out there that can't!"

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"A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown."

Closet Racist

Michael Moore?

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