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Old 10-08-2009, 06:26 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Michael Moore?
I was gonna say Ted Kennedy.



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Old 10-09-2009, 07:45 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Actually... that one was me, ordering fried ice cream while out to lunch with my friends just after we'd completed a charity walk benefiting juvenile diabetes research.
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Old 10-10-2009, 03:57 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Nice! Although, fried ice cream? Man, you guys are going too far! How can you still be alive?!?
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Old 10-10-2009, 04:46 AM   #24 (permalink)
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The name is somewhat misleading. The ice cream itself is not actually fried.
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Old 10-10-2009, 03:03 PM   #25 (permalink)
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That's North America's Scotch ancestry showing itself.
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Yes, we're very proud...
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Old 10-11-2009, 06:19 AM   #27 (permalink)
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'cept we were at a mexican restaurant, so, ok...
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Old 10-11-2009, 08:06 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I can buy chips at a Chinese restaurant.
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mmmm....Fried Ice cream... goood! great with some honey over top of it... mmmmmmm

It's a bitch to make though
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"You're like some kind of super.... guy"

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