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Old 09-22-2009, 10:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Just wanted to introduce myself officially...

I'm Tup, most are aware I exist, and I've been aware that place existed for a few centuries...maybe. Some of you can claim to actually be my friends despite my Canadiananess and having a hard time with the shift key. I also like to bother people with tree-planting stories (Think that annoying band Camp chick in American Pie).

Furthermore, I'm a French-Canadian, midget-ish, and I'm usually drunk when I post shit like this. The only reason I landed here is because my favourite joint has been closed. But hey, I'm more than willing to pretend I love it ( I do!!! !!! !!! (Convincing, eh?))

Looking forward to post random shit and pick up a few culturally-insensitive fights with Cymro and Sam...
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Old 09-22-2009, 12:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Welcome Tup! I think you're gonna like it here. were very culturally diverse. we have a lesbian, a welshman, a newfie, and now with you here we even have a quebecer! We have a lawyer too but the doctor is getting us a prescription to clear that up.
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Old 09-22-2009, 12:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2009, 01:23 PM   #4 (permalink)
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You sir can leave my sight, and take your swill of a beer with you!

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Old 09-22-2009, 07:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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*Raises a Christian Moerlein Lager House*

Welcome, Tup. Don't mind the Beaver, he's harmless. Just don't give him liquor.
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Just don't give him liquor.
Or leave it around him unattended...
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Old 09-23-2009, 02:47 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Harmless my ass! You know how many times I've triped over that smelly rat stumblng around here drunk?

*raises bottle of tequilla* Sup Tup? Don't mind me... I'm a Buckeye.... we're all a little nuts.
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Speak for yourself. I live in Ohio, too, but am hardly a Buckeye. That would insinuate that I either a.) affiliate myself with the rest of the state of Ohio, and I don't because I live in Cincinnati and we're practically a separate city-state, or b.) that I like Ohio State, and Ohio State can blow my left nut, but it would probably use its teeth.
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