Stag opens Sam Cogley's lawyerly brief case, pulls out a rather hefty and thick dildo and chases Sirgets into the kitchen where he uses the scrotum end of the dildo to hook Sirget's ankle, tripping him and forcing his face into the deep fryer.
"TAKE THAT BREEDER!!"
**Stag throws the dildo int he bin and runs back to his tequila**