First Time Poster. Have a Question (Heh, last time poster too...)

isidro484 · 05-16-2005, 04:27 PM

Hi my name is Laura. I am a first time user. My husband works for the department of defense. He says that Stock Ticker Symbol: FUQ just got approved for a U.S. Communities contract. This could mean a lot of revenue for the company. My husband told my brother to buy as much as he can. How much do you think I should buy? This could mean TONS of Money

EDIT: I AM A HUGE DOUCHEBAG AND A WASTE OF BANDWIDTH!
I SHOULD BE DRAGGED INTO THE STREET AND FED TO RABID DOGS!

The message approved of by Bean.

Cymro · 05-16-2005, 05:38 PM

Stock tips eh? I know where to shove ya

Arik · 05-16-2005, 06:18 PM

none. It's called insider trading and is illegal.

And if anyone else is wondering, yes I did change the company abbreviation.

Cymro · 05-16-2005, 06:37 PM

What is it with these fuckers?

Sirgets · 05-17-2005, 12:21 AM

to much time on there hands

Closet Racist · 05-17-2005, 01:41 AM

I prefer Russian spammers, myself...

Gitch · 05-17-2005, 02:42 AM

I reckon they've just bought some shares themselves, and this is just a crude way of trying to get others to buy them and raise the price.

Bean · 05-17-2005, 04:49 AM

I dunno, I think it's the new spam trend. Lately most of my jumk email has been stocktips. Oh well, I like the original post better now

Cymro · 05-17-2005, 10:56 AM

Yeah, I think they realised that Bean's the only one on this board who needs viagra.

Stag · 05-23-2005, 07:55 PM

That's funny isidro484!!

Coincidentally, I had just gotten information that Cymro got an erection and I know that I can turn that into a lot of money by whoring him out. He does not have a stock ticker symbol, but he has a web site known as hotwelshluvin.com and a sister site hideyersheep.com.

05-16-2005, 04:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
isidro484 Banned Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1	First Time Poster. Have a Question (Heh, last time poster too...) Hi my name is Laura. I am a first time user. My husband works for the department of defense. He says that Stock Ticker Symbol: FUQ just got approved for a U.S. Communities contract. This could mean a lot of revenue for the company. My husband told my brother to buy as much as he can. How much do you think I should buy? This could mean TONS of Money EDIT: I AM A HUGE DOUCHEBAG AND A WASTE OF BANDWIDTH! I SHOULD BE DRAGGED INTO THE STREET AND FED TO RABID DOGS! The message approved of by Bean.

05-16-2005, 05:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,912	Stock tips eh? I know where to shove ya __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

05-16-2005, 06:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
Arik Astro-Monkey Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Here, dumbfuck! Posts: 2,304	none. It's called insider trading and is illegal. And if anyone else is wondering, yes I did change the company abbreviation. __________________ The writers of this post apologize for you being too stupid to understand it.

05-16-2005, 06:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,912	What is it with these fuckers? __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

05-17-2005, 12:21 AM	#5 (permalink)
Sirgets AKA SIRGETS Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: CANADA EH! Posts: 1,118	to much time on there hands __________________ Abandoning your fears is your first step on the road to enlightenment, and giving Stag a blowjob----cymro

05-17-2005, 01:41 AM	#6 (permalink)
Closet Racist Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: With a side of fava beans and a nice chianti... Posts: 1,202	I prefer Russian spammers, myself... __________________

05-17-2005, 02:42 AM	#7 (permalink)
Gitch Consultant Fellationist Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: God's own country merry England Posts: 435	I reckon they've just bought some shares themselves, and this is just a crude way of trying to get others to buy them and raise the price. __________________ If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong.

05-17-2005, 04:49 AM	#8 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,036	I dunno, I think it's the new spam trend. Lately most of my jumk email has been stocktips. Oh well, I like the original post better now __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

05-17-2005, 10:56 AM	#9 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,912	Yeah, I think they realised that Bean's the only one on this board who needs viagra. __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

05-23-2005, 07:55 PM	#10 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	That's funny isidro484!! Coincidentally, I had just gotten information that Cymro got an erection and I know that I can turn that into a lot of money by whoring him out. He does not have a stock ticker symbol, but he has a web site known as hotwelshluvin.com and a sister site hideyersheep.com. __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

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