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Old 06-11-2005, 09:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Post Ultimate Adult board with not a single analogue on the Internet (WTF?!?!)

Forum collision has begun here!

Looks like somebody has turned up the heat on here! Either that or I'm so fat I think everything's hot

Definitely this forum is in trouble, what with all us spammers and all! It might be the best of all-time forums, but surely it has no chances of surviving the wild pressure coming from all the analogue-rival forums, the existence of which makes no sence since there is no other forum like this in the known universe! It is the best and this is why it will go down in a month! I don't know! Unless it has more than a couple of thousands of visitors showing their devotion to this open-for-everybody ADULT boards, it will inevitable fall in the collision of Internet's best all-time forums, and more importantly I will no longer be able to talk out of my ass! Everybody envies the best - especially me, since I know I'll never be the best. Sex is not a secret for everybody, except me since I'm a 65 year old virgin! As well as this forum is also still running and is also of no secret to the likes of you and me! Enjoy watching me die!

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P.S. Moderators! I make my apologies if I had posted this topic into an incorrect area, as I am a retard and don't understand that nobody likes spam. Please, do not delete it, just move it to the appropriate area, in other words the bin.




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Old 06-11-2005, 01:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 06-11-2005, 02:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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By 'the best', you mean you need to spam other boards with your bullshit?

Fuck you.
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Old 06-11-2005, 03:14 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Arik, there was no need to delete the link...
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Old 06-11-2005, 07:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
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And when did this crop up?

For future reference, any comments or edits we make to the origina post should be done in all caps. That way we all know what the original message was.
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Old 06-11-2005, 10:26 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I agree.
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Old 06-11-2005, 10:58 PM   #7 (permalink)
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How do SPAMmers even find this place?
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I suspect that this guy did a google search for "Beaver fucking".
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Old 06-14-2005, 03:35 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Holy Shit! A fat, retarded, 65 year old virgin!

Who would have thunk they'd find us.
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Old 06-14-2005, 12:27 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Quote:
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Holy Shit! A fat, retarded, 65 year old virgin!

Who would have thunk they'd find us.
Must have come from Trekweb...

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