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Old 07-06-2005, 12:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Post Some cool incest links (And the award for most disgusting spammer goes to, THIS GUY!)

Links to best and REAL uncensored incest collection of shocking photos and movies:

[links removed...didn't your mama tell you you'd go blind?]

I am a sick fuck. I deserve to be gang raped by a large group of convicts. Did I mention I carry a torch for small boys? Yep yep yep, I'm a pedohile alright.

I also like to touch myself while looking at cooking supplies. Oh, baby, does muffin mix get me off.........

Oh, and one more thing... I'm a sad little man with a penis the size of an insect. I also go by the name "Scorned".

And I am a Scientologist. All bow before XENU, the mighty intergalactic tyrant! and the human, L. RON HUBBARD, the hack sci-fi writer who created him!
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Old 07-06-2005, 04:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Insect links? Why would anyone want to see bugs having sex? I can't think of anything more unappealing than that. What is it, a praying mantis sodomizing a spider? Gay mosquito threeway action? Double penetration centipede videos? Lesbian butterflys? I once saw two ants walking hand in hand in hand in hand, and there were no uncles in sight. They went into an anthill and were getting it on to the point where the sand was really flying. The one time I watched insects having sex, I had to use a magnifying glass, and it was the last sex those bugs had because the magnifying glass focused the light from the sun on them and they were burned to a crisp. It was sad really. Have you ever heard a bug scream in agony? It's horrible, and not very sexy at all.
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Old 07-06-2005, 08:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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The last time I engaged in consentual insects I got stung...
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Old 07-06-2005, 09:14 PM   #4 (permalink)
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This bugs me
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Old 07-06-2005, 11:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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This bugs me
Me too, that's why I felt it necessary to move it in here and ban the sick fuck
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Old 07-07-2005, 12:12 AM   #6 (permalink)
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They could at least put "not safe for work". Sheesh, I nearly lost my job!
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Old 07-07-2005, 12:19 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Lmao
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Old 07-07-2005, 12:21 AM   #8 (permalink)
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The keywords meta tag for these forums is this:

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Perhaps "Bean's Itchy Balls" warrants removal so the sickos don't find this place.
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Old 07-07-2005, 03:28 AM   #9 (permalink)
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The keywords meta tag for these forums is this:

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Perhaps "Bean's Itchy Balls" warrants removal so the sickos don't find this place.
Point taken. But it was fun while it lasted.
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Old 07-07-2005, 04:36 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Pfft!!!!

Now we still have Angry Beaver ... here come all those revenge fuck sites
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