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| Banned | Hi! My name is HORSE FUCKER I've found real BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK.Yes,it's absolutely true,they have been ass fucking me from the day they established. I had an anal diameter of 3cm and now I have one of 7224cm.You can fuck up to 80%(!) more horses per day. I was surpised to see horse jizz on my face 20 min after my request! Mark Kaufmann Sick Fuck has BEST BEASTIALITY strategies made on 15 years animal loving experience. Get 100% GUARANTEED DAILY HORSE FUCKING. In all cases,your asshole WILL BE BLACK AND BLUE, so you have nothing to lose! Also,GET YOUR FREE PIG VAGINA from them to pleasure your spouse at the nearest farm! This could be FULLY CHANGE YOUR LIFE forever just in couple of days! It's just $1 to CHANGE YOUR LIFE why wait? FUCK A HORSE NOW! THEY FUCK.REALLY.DAILY. Last edited by Cymro; 03-22-2006 at 08:58 PM. |
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| Religious Fanatic | Sick Bastard.
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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| The Dude Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Massachusetts
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![]() | LOL, excellent edits, Cymro!
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| regruntled and reemployed Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: in front of the computer
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![]() | Those were edits? I was gonna buy the pig vagina for Scorned's birthday, seeing as how his mom needs a break every now and then! |
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| The Dude Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Massachusetts
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![]() | Well, I'm sure you could still find that somewhere.
__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com |
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| regruntled and reemployed Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: in front of the computer
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![]() | Well, anybody can just "find" a pig vagina just about anywhere, but it means more when you pay for it... I think Cymro can back me up on that one ![]() |
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| Religious Fanatic | Not really, I'm not into pigs. A sheep likes it if you take the time to groom her hair, make her feel special. Failing that, you just take her to the edge of a cliff so she pushes back more.
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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