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Old 03-22-2006, 07:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 03-22-2006, 09:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Sick Bastard.
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LOL, excellent edits, Cymro!
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Those were edits?

I was gonna buy the pig vagina for Scorned's birthday, seeing as how his mom needs a break every now and then!
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Old 03-23-2006, 04:22 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Well, I'm sure you could still find that somewhere.
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Well, anybody can just "find" a pig vagina just about anywhere, but it means more when you pay for it... I think Cymro can back me up on that one
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Not really, I'm not into pigs. A sheep likes it if you take the time to groom her hair, make her feel special. Failing that, you just take her to the edge of a cliff so she pushes back more.
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Roflmao!!!
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